Monday December 23, 2003
World Experiences 24 hour Long Commercial Break
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Millions of viewers all over the world were shocked to discover that all television (as well as cable) transmissions have suddenly ceased for nearly 24 hours. Cable providers and television networks all over the world gave varying reasons for the sudden transmission failure, stating everything from technical problems, Y2K echoed surges as well as malicious hackers but many international authorities noted the factor that all occurances were said to have occurred within 2 minutes of each other. At least ten studio executives have reportedly committed suicide in various places in the world. All transmissions and broadcasts were resumed to normal midnight, December 22nd.
20040112
Saturday December 19, 2003
//intercept/source—SchreckNet//:
They were offering how much for those three caitiff?!?
Are you serious?
Why do they need those trash anyway?
What makes the thin-blooded bastards we're selling rather than just killing worth twelve thousand dollars each? - Gesing "the Loud-Mouthed"
//intercept/source—SchreckNet//:
They were offering how much for those three caitiff?!?
Are you serious?
Why do they need those trash anyway?
What makes the thin-blooded bastards we're selling rather than just killing worth twelve thousand dollars each? - Gesing "the Loud-Mouthed"
Friday December 18, 2003
Earthquake strikes Hollywood, Sign damaged
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — A 6.6 Richter scale earthquake abrupty struck Los Angeles around 3:00am this Friday morning. The Hollywood sign that has been on the Hollywood hills for years was heavily damaged, with most of its letters falling down the eastern side of the hill. Three landslides struck the area, nearly fully burying the eastern side of the hill completely. There were no reported casualties in the event. Only the first two letters and the fourth and fifth letters of the sign remain visible and undamaged.
Earthquake strikes Hollywood, Sign damaged
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — A 6.6 Richter scale earthquake abrupty struck Los Angeles around 3:00am this Friday morning. The Hollywood sign that has been on the Hollywood hills for years was heavily damaged, with most of its letters falling down the eastern side of the hill. Three landslides struck the area, nearly fully burying the eastern side of the hill completely. There were no reported casualties in the event. Only the first two letters and the fourth and fifth letters of the sign remain visible and undamaged.
20031224
Sunday December 6, 2003
intercept/source—proj-odyssey.com//:
Be advised. We have isolated the detected Aberration dubbed DarkWater0129-Cs@1 and have discerned that it seemingly possesses a form of limited intelligence. The aberration has eluded all attempts to shine upon it any form of light within the visible spectrum. Attempts to use light within the infra-red spectrum were disastrous, resulting in numerous repeated occurrances of mechanical and technological failure, as well as the unexpected sudden demises of agents in the field. Proceeding to step two of investigations. Insertion of living agents into aberrration to proceed in two hours. Note: Aberration remains in same location as originally found. There has been a noted 80 foot radius of movement from the exact spot when first located in Roanoke, Lynchburg in Virginia.
intercept/source—proj-odyssey.com//:
Be advised. We have isolated the detected Aberration dubbed DarkWater0129-Cs@1 and have discerned that it seemingly possesses a form of limited intelligence. The aberration has eluded all attempts to shine upon it any form of light within the visible spectrum. Attempts to use light within the infra-red spectrum were disastrous, resulting in numerous repeated occurrances of mechanical and technological failure, as well as the unexpected sudden demises of agents in the field. Proceeding to step two of investigations. Insertion of living agents into aberrration to proceed in two hours. Note: Aberration remains in same location as originally found. There has been a noted 80 foot radius of movement from the exact spot when first located in Roanoke, Lynchburg in Virginia.
Wednesday December 3, 2003
Church Desecration and Ironic Justice Stuns Onlookers
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Attendees of a Christian congregation watched in stunned disgust as four individuals broke into the ongoing ceremony and desecrated the proceedings. The four teenages were described to be dressed in "rebellious, gothic, anti-Christ garb" and were sprouting obscenities when they first appeared at the scene. Disrupting the sacrament of the Homily, the four climbed upon the altar and exposed themselves to the congregation. Before any could act, the four then began relieving themselves upon the priest and the Holy Sacrament. "We wanted to act," Geraldine Thryos, a frequent parishoner, commented, "But the act just really shocked us all from doing something." Just as the four teens were finishing, an unexpected twist of fate led to an ironic sense of Justice. "The 2,500 pound Cross suspended above the altar suddenly fell, hitting all four kids and knocking them down to the ground. It was Divine Retribution," REv. Holden Gawsoe offered but quickly added, "Those kids, if they recover from this, should know they are still welcome to join the Parish."
The four kids are currently hospitalized for serious injuries.
Church Desecration and Ironic Justice Stuns Onlookers
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Attendees of a Christian congregation watched in stunned disgust as four individuals broke into the ongoing ceremony and desecrated the proceedings. The four teenages were described to be dressed in "rebellious, gothic, anti-Christ garb" and were sprouting obscenities when they first appeared at the scene. Disrupting the sacrament of the Homily, the four climbed upon the altar and exposed themselves to the congregation. Before any could act, the four then began relieving themselves upon the priest and the Holy Sacrament. "We wanted to act," Geraldine Thryos, a frequent parishoner, commented, "But the act just really shocked us all from doing something." Just as the four teens were finishing, an unexpected twist of fate led to an ironic sense of Justice. "The 2,500 pound Cross suspended above the altar suddenly fell, hitting all four kids and knocking them down to the ground. It was Divine Retribution," REv. Holden Gawsoe offered but quickly added, "Those kids, if they recover from this, should know they are still welcome to join the Parish."
The four kids are currently hospitalized for serious injuries.
Tuesday December 2, 2003
Hundreds Commit Suicide at Stroke of Midnight
MANILA, PHILIPPINES—Panic broke out throughout Metro Manila early this Tuesday morning at literally hundreds of families awoke to find a member of their family having committed suicide. Reports range from pills to self-inflicted wounds as the means of activity. Confusion continues to shift through the communities considering many of those who were found to have committed suicide were individuals of stable nature, if not active members of the community. Though still unverified, all victims are said to have committed the act of suicide around the stroke of midnight. As of the continuing investigation on the matter, a total of 589 deaths have been confirmed.
Hundreds Commit Suicide at Stroke of Midnight
MANILA, PHILIPPINES—Panic broke out throughout Metro Manila early this Tuesday morning at literally hundreds of families awoke to find a member of their family having committed suicide. Reports range from pills to self-inflicted wounds as the means of activity. Confusion continues to shift through the communities considering many of those who were found to have committed suicide were individuals of stable nature, if not active members of the community. Though still unverified, all victims are said to have committed the act of suicide around the stroke of midnight. As of the continuing investigation on the matter, a total of 589 deaths have been confirmed.
20031203
December 2003
"The Winter of the World"
#65
"As the Children of the Great King of Blood scorned their sires So
the outcasts of the rejected strike by night.
The seven suitors, bested by the tribe of Mind
See the grip of Reason crack even as it hardens.
And when a nation calls to arms, Not of the Wolf, but of wolves
themselves, you shall know:
The time comes not in generations, but in decades."
"The Winter of the World"
#65
"As the Children of the Great King of Blood scorned their sires So
the outcasts of the rejected strike by night.
The seven suitors, bested by the tribe of Mind
See the grip of Reason crack even as it hardens.
And when a nation calls to arms, Not of the Wolf, but of wolves
themselves, you shall know:
The time comes not in generations, but in decades."
Monday November 24, 2003
Madmen Cry In Eriee Unison
LOS LUNAS, NEW MEXICO—Patients of the Los Lunas Asylum for the Clinically Insane have reportedly been speaking in a disturbing unison chorus for the last four days. Doctor Manuel Delas Vega, chief presiding psychologist at the Asylum commented, "The Thirteen patients are speaking a strange yet familiar language. Though we have not figured out what the words mean, we have noticed that the patients are chanting the words in a repretitive pattern. Thirty distinct syllables have been noted from their repeated chantings though we have yet to discern the meaning, if any, behind them." When asked to relate what manner of utterances the patients have made, the doctor could only add, "It is hard to tell. Some sound more like the screaming of animals or the cries of a child, only to shift to a humming sound. Like those of bees. There is a pattern, that is clear. What the pattern means I can only speculate."
Sunday November 23, 2003
//intercept/source— alt.conspiracies//:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Tazdiz
Madmen Cry In Eriee Unison
LOS LUNAS, NEW MEXICO—Patients of the Los Lunas Asylum for the Clinically Insane have reportedly been speaking in a disturbing unison chorus for the last four days. Doctor Manuel Delas Vega, chief presiding psychologist at the Asylum commented, "The Thirteen patients are speaking a strange yet familiar language. Though we have not figured out what the words mean, we have noticed that the patients are chanting the words in a repretitive pattern. Thirty distinct syllables have been noted from their repeated chantings though we have yet to discern the meaning, if any, behind them." When asked to relate what manner of utterances the patients have made, the doctor could only add, "It is hard to tell. Some sound more like the screaming of animals or the cries of a child, only to shift to a humming sound. Like those of bees. There is a pattern, that is clear. What the pattern means I can only speculate."
Sunday November 23, 2003
//intercept/source— alt.conspiracies//:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Tazdiz
20031128
Tuesday November 18, 2003
Research facility spontaneously combusts
OSAKA, JAPAN—Mikitochi Research and Study Facility suddenly erupted in flames during a public presentation of the Red Star magnified upon a large white canvas. Using a powerful telescope, the Facility was redirecting the image of the Red Star upon a large white tarp raised for the event when the telescope and tarp suddenly erupted into bluish flame. Witnesses claim to hear strange gutteral sounds and baying voices as the flames consumed both structures. No one was harm in the incident.
Research facility spontaneously combusts
OSAKA, JAPAN—Mikitochi Research and Study Facility suddenly erupted in flames during a public presentation of the Red Star magnified upon a large white canvas. Using a powerful telescope, the Facility was redirecting the image of the Red Star upon a large white tarp raised for the event when the telescope and tarp suddenly erupted into bluish flame. Witnesses claim to hear strange gutteral sounds and baying voices as the flames consumed both structures. No one was harm in the incident.
Saturday November 15, 2003
‘Sea Monster’ seen in psychic's dreams weeks earlier
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK— Mariella Giovanni, medical practicioner and veterinarian, reportedly has been having nightmares of strange octopus like shapes and pale white polyps for the past three weeks. "I saw it coming," Mariella commented, "I saw it rising from the tunnels, having been forced to flee by a torrent of living fire. I saw it burn and scream and flee, seeking its siblings and feeding on its personal horror." When asked what the thing is, Mariella could only shake her head and whisper, "What do you think?"
‘Sea Monster’ seen in psychic's dreams weeks earlier
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK— Mariella Giovanni, medical practicioner and veterinarian, reportedly has been having nightmares of strange octopus like shapes and pale white polyps for the past three weeks. "I saw it coming," Mariella commented, "I saw it rising from the tunnels, having been forced to flee by a torrent of living fire. I saw it burn and scream and flee, seeking its siblings and feeding on its personal horror." When asked what the thing is, Mariella could only shake her head and whisper, "What do you think?"
Wednesday November 12, 2003
//intercept/source—unknown//:
Lucita, I cannot explain it. Your Sire's remains have... changed. The ashes that we have kept in the tomb has dissolved into dark whisps of shadow. I'm not quite sure what I am supposed to do now. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated! - Diego de Silva
//intercept/source—unknown//:
Lucita, I cannot explain it. Your Sire's remains have... changed. The ashes that we have kept in the tomb has dissolved into dark whisps of shadow. I'm not quite sure what I am supposed to do now. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated! - Diego de Silva
20031124
Monday, November 10, 2003
//intercept/source—hunter-net.org//:
Manila is falling into chaos. Something is causing everyone to simply do what they think is best regardless of how insane it would seem to an outsider. Even with corruption and taint blatently visible in the streets and the news, no one seems to be acting! We need help. We're not sure what manner of monster is doing this.
//intercept/source—hunter-net.org//:
Manila is falling into chaos. Something is causing everyone to simply do what they think is best regardless of how insane it would seem to an outsider. Even with corruption and taint blatently visible in the streets and the news, no one seems to be acting! We need help. We're not sure what manner of monster is doing this.
Sunday, November 9, 2003
//intercept/source—unknown//:
The thing must be stopped. The Morningstar's appearance over New York is proof of this. They are the survivors of the Time of Atrocities; bastard children of the Watchers. The Grand Experiment must end. - disconnected phone call from a figure identifying himself as Tanthalus
//intercept/source—unknown//:
The thing must be stopped. The Morningstar's appearance over New York is proof of this. They are the survivors of the Time of Atrocities; bastard children of the Watchers. The Grand Experiment must end. - disconnected phone call from a figure identifying himself as Tanthalus
20031121
Friday November 7, 2003
//intercept/source—unknown//:
High Prince Hayworth,
Something has happened to the trods leading to the Dreaming, your Highness. We continue to search for the pattern the shifting tunnels now follow. As of what we have learned so far, at least once per day, the silver way within leads those who use the trods to the Deep Dreaming. There are moments the trods close and remain close for days as well, your Highness.
Should we consider informing the Kingdom of Willows as well as Tara Nar of this?
I shall await thy response.
- Boris Backbreaker, Knighted troll of the Crystal Circle
//intercept/source—unknown//:
High Prince Hayworth,
Something has happened to the trods leading to the Dreaming, your Highness. We continue to search for the pattern the shifting tunnels now follow. As of what we have learned so far, at least once per day, the silver way within leads those who use the trods to the Deep Dreaming. There are moments the trods close and remain close for days as well, your Highness.
Should we consider informing the Kingdom of Willows as well as Tara Nar of this?
I shall await thy response.
- Boris Backbreaker, Knighted troll of the Crystal Circle
Wednesday November 5, 2003
//intercept/source—SchreckNet//:
It woke. Caine be kind, the thing woke.
But then it stopped and hurried back into the darkness.
I don't know how to explain it.
There was sunlight. There was sunlight in the tunnels.
Even the Giovanni saw it, though I doubt he understood what he witnessed. - Gills
//intercept/source—SchreckNet//:
It woke. Caine be kind, the thing woke.
But then it stopped and hurried back into the darkness.
I don't know how to explain it.
There was sunlight. There was sunlight in the tunnels.
Even the Giovanni saw it, though I doubt he understood what he witnessed. - Gills
20031117
Tuesday, November 4, 2003
//intercept/source—hunter-net.org//:
The New York hunter-net is back online. Can someone explain what happened back there? Over 20 hunters registered in New York are currently missing. Is there any truth in the rumor that they're dead. And why is Traveller72 listed as one of those who disappeared in New York last November 1? Didn't he die back in 2002? - BangledeshBaby91
Sunday, November 2, 2003
The Walls Came to Life!
NEW YORK, NEW YORK CITY—A survivor of the recent Devil's Night quake in New York reportedly saw the walls come to life while trapped in the subway leading to the 17th station. The man was quoted to have said, "They were like flesh! They were like leather! With fangs and teeth..." before passing away from undetermined blood loss. Investigations are continuing.
//intercept/source—hunter-net.org//:
The New York hunter-net is back online. Can someone explain what happened back there? Over 20 hunters registered in New York are currently missing. Is there any truth in the rumor that they're dead. And why is Traveller72 listed as one of those who disappeared in New York last November 1? Didn't he die back in 2002? - BangledeshBaby91
Sunday, November 2, 2003
The Walls Came to Life!
NEW YORK, NEW YORK CITY—A survivor of the recent Devil's Night quake in New York reportedly saw the walls come to life while trapped in the subway leading to the 17th station. The man was quoted to have said, "They were like flesh! They were like leather! With fangs and teeth..." before passing away from undetermined blood loss. Investigations are continuing.
Saturday November 1, 2003
Unexplicable Events rocks the Big Apple
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK—Strange events struck the Big Apple on Devil's Night as a tremendous earthquake struck, lasting nearly a full 30 minutes. The deathtoll continues to rise as more and more casualties of the events are being found. A sudden surge of fire and pyrotechniques led to the conclusion of the events as night seemingly turned to day for a few seconds. Reports of a strange man-shaped figure with wings were reputedly visible at the center of the swirling fire. The events have brought a sudden influx to the number of individuals actively attending various religious organizations. The earthquake registered 8.7 on the Richter scale; higher than the tremendous quake that struck Anchorage, AK Quake, 1964. Seismologists have yet to determine what faultline was the epicenter of the quake.
Unexplicable Events rocks the Big Apple
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK—Strange events struck the Big Apple on Devil's Night as a tremendous earthquake struck, lasting nearly a full 30 minutes. The deathtoll continues to rise as more and more casualties of the events are being found. A sudden surge of fire and pyrotechniques led to the conclusion of the events as night seemingly turned to day for a few seconds. Reports of a strange man-shaped figure with wings were reputedly visible at the center of the swirling fire. The events have brought a sudden influx to the number of individuals actively attending various religious organizations. The earthquake registered 8.7 on the Richter scale; higher than the tremendous quake that struck Anchorage, AK Quake, 1964. Seismologists have yet to determine what faultline was the epicenter of the quake.
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