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Monday December 23, 2003
World Experiences 24 hour Long Commercial Break
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Millions of viewers all over the world were shocked to discover that all television (as well as cable) transmissions have suddenly ceased for nearly 24 hours. Cable providers and television networks all over the world gave varying reasons for the sudden transmission failure, stating everything from technical problems, Y2K echoed surges as well as malicious hackers but many international authorities noted the factor that all occurances were said to have occurred within 2 minutes of each other. At least ten studio executives have reportedly committed suicide in various places in the world. All transmissions and broadcasts were resumed to normal midnight, December 22nd.

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Saturday December 19, 2003
//intercept/source—SchreckNet//:
They were offering how much for those three caitiff?!?
Are you serious?
Why do they need those trash anyway?
What makes the thin-blooded bastards we're selling rather than just killing worth twelve thousand dollars each? - Gesing "the Loud-Mouthed"
Friday December 18, 2003
Earthquake strikes Hollywood, Sign damaged
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — A 6.6 Richter scale earthquake abrupty struck Los Angeles around 3:00am this Friday morning. The Hollywood sign that has been on the Hollywood hills for years was heavily damaged, with most of its letters falling down the eastern side of the hill. Three landslides struck the area, nearly fully burying the eastern side of the hill completely. There were no reported casualties in the event. Only the first two letters and the fourth and fifth letters of the sign remain visible and undamaged.