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Monday December 23, 2003
World Experiences 24 hour Long Commercial Break
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Millions of viewers all over the world were shocked to discover that all television (as well as cable) transmissions have suddenly ceased for nearly 24 hours. Cable providers and television networks all over the world gave varying reasons for the sudden transmission failure, stating everything from technical problems, Y2K echoed surges as well as malicious hackers but many international authorities noted the factor that all occurances were said to have occurred within 2 minutes of each other. At least ten studio executives have reportedly committed suicide in various places in the world. All transmissions and broadcasts were resumed to normal midnight, December 22nd.